Monday, July 27, 2009

What is the most perverted song of all time?

I don't know, but Three Six Mafia's "Slob on my Knob"



Lyrics: Slob on my knob



Like corn on the cob



Check in with me, and do your job



Lay on the bed, and give me head



Don't have to ask, don't have to beg



Juicy is my name



Sex is my game



Let's call the boys, let's run a train



Squeeze on my nuts



Lick on my butt



The natural curly hair, please don't touch



First find a mate



Second find a place



Third find a bag, to hide the ho face



Real name rover



I said bend over



I started to knock, then came the odor



Smelled like mush



Shouldn't had a woosh



Told her to stop, and take a dush



While she did that



I didn't want the cat



So I found out and never came back



I know, very perverted! What do you think is the most perverted song of all time? (Add lyrics if you don't mind please!)



The person who adds the most perverted (actual song) lyrics gets best answer!!



(No, i'm not a pervert, I just wanna see what can compare to these song lyrics)



What is the most perverted song of all time?

Stray Cat Blues by the Stones.



Remember it is America 1967. You couldn't even songs like Let's Spend the Night Together on TV or Light My Fire and say "If I was to say to you, Girl, we couldn't get much higher"



Then the Stones came out with this:



Ah...



Yeah, I got some tail



I hear the click-clack of your feet on the stairs



I know you're no scare-eyed honey.



There'll be a feast if you just come upstairs



But it's no hanging matter



It's no capital crime



I can see that you're fifteen years old



No I don't want your I.D.



I can see that you're so far from home



But that's no hanging matter



It's no capital crime



Oh yeah, you're a strange stray cat



Oh yeah, don'tcha scratch like that



Oh yeah, you're a strange stray cat



I Bet, bet your mama don't know you scream like that



I bet your mother don't know you can spit like that.



You look so weird and so lost from home



But you don't really miss your mother



Don't look so scared I'm not no mad-brained bear



But it's no hanging matter



It's no capital crime



Oh, yeah



Woo!



I bet your mama don't know that you scatch like that



I bet she don't know you can bite like that.



You say you got a girlfriend, that she's wilder than you



Why don't you bring her upstairs



If she's so wild then she can join in too



It's no hanging matter



It's no capital crime



Oh yeah, you're a strange stray cat



Oh yeah, don'tcha scratch like that



Oh yeah, you're a strange stray cat



I bet you mama don't know you can bite like that



I'll bet she never saw you scratch my back



What is the most perverted song of all time?

I don't remember who sings it, but the song that talks about "Peral Necklaces" is pretty tacky.



What is the most perverted song of all time?

ZZ Top did Pearl Necklace.



Me so Horny by 2 Live Crew was pretty raunchy.



Little Miss Freak by ICP is a good one too



(For the record I hate ICP, I just have heard THAT song)



What is the most perverted song of all time?

"Jesus Loves The Little Children" is pretty perverted.



"Amazing Grace" makes me sick also.



What is the most perverted song of all time?

How about Strokin - by Clarence Carter

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