Looking for slightly alternate lyrics to the song "The way I am" by Ingrid Michaelson?

This song sounds super good; but for a guy, it's weird telling your gal, that you'd buy her Rogaine if her hair fell out.. :)

Need to slightly alter the following verse -

"I'd buy you Rogaine if you start losing all your hair.

Sew on patches to all you tear."

Here are the lyrics for the entire song..

http://www.ingridmichaelson.com/lyrics.h...

Thanks!

Looking for slightly alternate lyrics to the song "The way I am" by Ingrid Michaelson?

There is such a thing as Rogaine for women!

But perhaps- "I'd buy you roses if you need intense hospital care.

Sew on patches to all you tear."